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// Well, damn. I was heading to Megaton today to check up on things. I decided not to
go through DC and head around. I passed the Jefferson Memorial and there were
Super Mutants EVERYWERE! I almost got caught and that wouldn't have been pretty.
I fought a few Mirelurks on the way, but they weren't much of a problem. I fought
them when I was a kid when a mirelurk got near Megaton. Back in...I wanna say
2269, I think. Anyway, I popped three shells into each of their faces. That's were
you gotta shoot 'em. Their whole body is armored. 'Cept their faces, that is. After that
I trailed along the outskirts of DC. Nothing was there. Just... the wind. I passed a
flooded metro station and some Ghouls came out of it. I shot them with my hunting
rifle and they fell back into the station. I then turned north. I saw a huge raider camp
around the Red Racer Factory. I decided to sneak around them. I continued north and
fought a few radscorps on the way. Three of them started crawling toward me.
I pulled out my Shotgun and killed them each with just a few shots. I knew that one
sting and I'd be down for a while. It was getting dark, so I decided to lay low in a
shack. So now, I'm recording this and going to-
// (Distant) "Anyone 'ere, 'mate?"
// Fuck. Raiders.
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